Lisa To Lisa

 


Lisa1: "Senator Murkowski, can you please explain why you threw 17 million Americans under a bus? How could you do that, knowing many elderly will die, as will people with disabilities?"

Lisa2: "My first priority is me. I mean, my constituents who voted for me. I made this very difficult decision to save my job, I mean, help my people. Why is everyone picking on me all of a sudden? We all hate you libtards equally. Leave me alone."

Lisa1: "Woman to woman, Senator. You used the fake tears classic, right out of the book, "How to manipulate men, and get our way" didn't you? How do you expect to survive this inhumane decision?"

Lisa2: "Oh, Lisa, you naive little girl. Playing the confused, frightened and vulnerable woman has worked wonders for me. They never see me coming until, bam! Then, I play the victim. It works, dear. By the way, are you dipping into the orange man's makeup? Are you even an American?"

Lisa1: "I'm more American than you'll ever be, Lisa Murkowski. More people love me than will ever love a dried up old prune who lies and manipulates to save her own skin. I care more about humans than you..."

Lisa2: "Enough, you yellow freak. Lisa to Lisa, I'm not going anywhere. You, however, can be cancelled at any time. In fact, that will be my next pet project. I'm a user, Lisa. So what. I get what I need by playing the dumb bitch. This interview is over. Now, I must put on my sad, confused face. A splash of water for tears and a wobble in my voice, I'm ready for the cameras. Say hi to Homer and Marge for me. I hear they're getting up in years. A shame they'll have nothing to show for being the role models for America. In fact, there might be a special place in Alligator Alcatraz for them. Goodbye, Lisa. A storm is coming and you will not withstand the destruction."

Lisa1: "My parents do have something to show for all the years they were watched. They have more in common with humanity- more than you'll ever understand. And they have me, Senator. Remember this, Lisa Murkowski, I am the storm."

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