Itsa Beeyaooteefula

 


Raise your hand if you give a rat's ass to the Jeff and Lauren upcoming nuptials? 

((( Jeopardy song playing)))

Yeah. I thought Bluesky would be a safe zone but apparently not. I don't care that he spent $20 million on the wedding! He's worth (now I have to go look it up) $223.5 billion! So, it's a cheap ass wedding I'd point out. 

I know y'all just hate the nerd and his custom made mannequin designed especially for him. Don't blame him because he's super rich and doesn't pay his fair share of taxes 

That's not his fault!!!!!

It's the way the system is set up for the wealthy to find ways to avoid big chunks of green taken from them. And you can't blame the orange man for this. Bezos and his BFF'S (billionaire fuck faces) were making oodles during the Biden administration as well. 

Does it boil down to, aren't we all just a tad jealous? I sure would like to sit on a gondola in Venice as the Venetians threw flowers...no that's a typo, threw fettuccine at my head.

Guess who's invited!? Aw, you'll never gue...

Yeah, the usual stinking rich snobs and Reich wingers, although I hear Oprah was invited. She's changed. That's what money does. Who wants to eat at the all-you-can-eat Golden Corral, when you can have a chef prepare, uh, (be right back) It's classified. 

Anyway, I'm sure the riff raff, aka, marmaglia will be watched carefully. No shenanigans. Don't ruin this special moment for these lovebirds. They're just like you and me (I?) ain't they? 

Of course, if it bothers you that they are having this fabulous wedding of all mofo weddings on your dime. Literally, on your dime, if you are still buying from that company he owns, well, there's something you can do about that. They have loopholes- well, so do you. The proletariat can also stick it to the man. You need something? Sure, look for it on Amazon, find the seller and then go to them directly. Skip the middleman, or, as I say, the fucking rich, nerd, yacht owning, smirking middleman.

Ciao.

*Forgive me Italian people for making a mockery ofa your langweedge.

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