I Am Gerard Depardieu


Oh look who's in the news? Gerard Depardieu. He was just convicted of sexually assaulting two women and received an 18 month suspended sentence. Shocking. Not. Here's a ditty I wrote years ago after there was a kerfuffle on a plane when Gerard whipped out his wee wee and decided to take a piss then and there. Why? Because....

I am Gerard Depardieu, I shall piss on you

I have no control of discretion or bladder 

Oh be quiet you silly girl, I am Gerard Depardieu 

If I must go with the flow, what is it that is the matter?

Oui oui, I am a star, a beloved star like Jerry Lewis 

We can piss on planes, piss on floors and piss on you.

Do you know who I am!? The great Cyrano de Bergeriish

And other French things, I like my croissants and vin blanc, too.

I am a bon vivant without a bottle, you wannabe me, fool.

I charm you with my crooked smile, because I am Gerard Depardieu,

So I shall whisk it out and release my French tool

I am Gerard Depardieu, therefore, I piss on you.

Wee wee

Sadly, sexpot Brigitte Bardot defended his actions, dismissing the MeToo movement. 


They don't mind being groped and pawed. As long as they have talent let them be.

Girls like me... I'll throw them into the gutter.

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