Fun Guys


 "Oh, man, gol' damn he's f-ing dead, bro."

"We gotta hide the shrooms and search for Ted."

"Bruh, your face is bathed in a neon glow."

"I miss my dog and my soft king bed."

"I'ma calling for help, where's my phone?"

"Bigfoot stole it, let's bang some rocks."

"IS THAT HIM THERE LICKING AN ICE CREAM CONE!?"

"It's a purple bear dancing with Goldilocks."

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Help me, ma'am, I can't feel my face!

This is a matter of supreme urgency!

We ate some shrooms, drank our pee, lost the trail,

roasted weiners, kissed a tree, killed our friend,

read a map, swallowed a slug, it was a snail,

broke a toe, this is our end!

We took a weekend hike in the Adirondack.

Now we're lost and Ted's disappeared 

It's cold and scary in this pitch black!"

"Brain baked pother is what I feared."


*Here's the story. Some dudes went on a hike in the Adirondack... They ingested some magic mushrooms, then called for help claiming their friend was dead and they were lost. I cannot tell from the story if their friend was even on the hike with them. They were rescued and reassured their friend was fine. 

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