Blabby's Back

Dear, Aunt Blabby, AITA for kicking my daughter's boyfriend in the balls? Okay, I didn't kick him, but I told my daughter I wanted to hurt him. He comes from South America, Colombia, in fact - the cocaine capital. Just saying. He voted for the orange man. My daughter has the same political beliefs I do. Her best friends (for real) are gay. She is the most tolerant human I know. Perhaps this is why she seems indifferent to bf's stupid choice. I am not tolerant when it comes to ignorant, uneducated, stupid, shithole lemmings who voted for the Reich. I cannot stand this turd. What can I do? Sick in Wisconsin.

Dear, Sick in Wisconsin, My that is a conundrum. I too am puzzled why your daughter would sleep with the enemy. Kudos for not resorting to violence. Thinking of horrendous ways to end him, however, is perfectly normal. Your daughter obviously knows how you feel. I wonder what her friends think about this situation? It seems like a huge betrayal. She's dating someone who wants their very existence to be terminated. He wants people from his own country deported to gulags. He wants people like you who have been paying into the social security system since you were fifteen to lose everything and sleep on the streets. What does she see in this guy that makes her ignore his obvious lack of any moral integrity?

Dear, Aunt Blabby, I think it might be his six pack tummy and his shiny, long black hair, that shimmers purple in the sun. It could be his huge brown eyes that twinkle and the dimple when he smiles. He has a praying mantis as a pet and his place is a garden of luscious plants. Sadly, she's willing to ignore his absolutely stupid, mind numbing choice for one of physical fulfillment. It makes me sick when men date pretty, big boobed, blonde, brainless babes, yet, here's my offspring doing this. I'm heartsick, Aunt Blabby.

Dear, Sick in Wisconsin, Unfortunately, there is not much you can do other than bring a shovel the next time you encounter the maga. Children learn by what their parents do, but they are autonomous beings who must live with their own decisions. Give her time. If she is truly your daughter, eventually she will see the light. Good luck, my dear. Btw; Menards is having a sale on garden tools. 

Three weeks later....

Dear, Aunt Blabby, Oh, I have wonderful news! My daughter has seen the light and kicked the Trumper to the curb. She has found another, one who is a believer of human rights for everyone! He's not an Adonis. In fact he's a shaggy haired, skinny, pale faced dude. I love him! I am ecstatic that the girl I raised to be tolerant and caring is back. Her former Adonis lives nearby. They first met because she spied him sunbathing on his balcony. She has not seen him lately. Gone hiding? I hope he is feeling regret, shame, and a little bit of fear, realizing he could be picked up by ICE, just because of his copper colored skin tone. Btw, I did buy that shovel. 😉

*Although Aunt Blabby and I go way back, she is fictional. The problem was real, although, I didn't buy a shovel from Menards since I don't buy from maga pigs.