The Curse


 "Belgium, it's a terrible country. Chocolate, that's all they have. Waffles. They cheated, they cheat all the time. Our boys should have won. I even had a talk with Johnny about bringing in Fabuloso. Sadly, Farquhar will have to go. He's Un-American and reminds be of Belgium chocolate. I don't like chocolate. I like those chewy squares that get stuck in my dentures. I tell Natalie, sometimes I call her, Natalie, bring me some starburst and French fries. Gonna mix em up. Even after I talked to Johnny who said the fix was in, the boys lost. Belgium cheated that's all I can say. What? Who? Mitch? He's fine, he's just taking a break, I don't wanna talk about him. I barely know him. We met once. Looks like a turtle. His hand was slimy. Giorgia Meloni has a crush on me. You saw the picture. She wants me. No, no, I told her not to look at me directly. She wants me bad. Kind of looks like Ivanka. She's hot, she's really hot for me. Anyway, we're gonna bomb the hell out of Belgium. Order your chocolate soon cause oh and Faustus will be deported. Here she is, a little chubby but she'll lose the weight. She took a whole month off to have another baby. That's what you women reporters should be doing instead of asking me stupid questions. Welcome back, Karoline. A little fatback but still pretty. Ok, I'm going to go look at the pool now since we finally arrested the vandals. It's beautiful and how about those fireworks, folks!? So many boom boom boom. The dumocrats never saw such a beautiful sight. And would you look at my plane, it's beautiful. They build wonderful things in the desert. We can't make planes like that here. I don't know why. Anyway, I have to talk to Giorgia. She won't stop calling me. I'm lovable, what can I say. Ok, Karoline, you talk to these morons and lose a few. I don't like fat women around me. And you have holes in your upper lip and don't pump your breasts in front of me. That's disgusting."

Karoline: "Isn't he wonderful? He's so honest and cares so much. Now, it's Leavitt time."

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