A Gal Can Change Her Mind

 


I heard this phrase growing up all the time in the Thingy household - "It's a woman's prerogative to change her mind." It was a sexist attitude and a lame excuse for being a beyotch, which my mother tended to be on occasion. My sisters and I have a running joke about Mom thinking herself a princess who married a dirty farm boy and would never be happy. But that's another story.

Let's discuss JD Vance and his prerogative to also change his mind. Or, has he?

Lol. Of course not. He still thinks Trump reprehensible, an idiot, and, "leading the working class to a very dark place."

I have to admit, as I momit (mouth vomit) JD is an intelligent person. I did read his memoir, 'Hillbilly Elegy,' almost to the very end, where he finally revealed his true colors. I don't toss out many books, but this was an exception. 

I still believe he's a very bright man. He's also the biggest opportunist in the Trump regime and that is mind blowing since they all have gotten down on their knees before the faux King, hoping to further their own climb. Although I cannot envision Vance privately flattering the obese cankle man, he does so in public for one reason only. Oh, he's definitely got his sights on Donny's chair and sofa (((gasp))) He's an ambitious man. Whether he was born with it, or looked around his hillbilly surroundings, and muttered, "I've got to get out of here!" And he did, because he's a good remember-er. Proof that truly clueless and classless alumni come out of Yale and the other Ivy League schools. 

J D Vance wants to be so far from Middletown, Ohio, he will sell his soul for a bus ticket to Hell. He will say anything to get himself ahead, even praising a man he once called the American Adolph Hitler. Vance doesn't deny he said those things. He claims he was wrong. After being around the aura of Trump, or some would say a spell cast upon them, he says (in public) what an amazing man, Trump is. We all know it's bull. He knows it. We know it. 

Good news is- everyone hates J D - pretty much everyone. He married Usha because no one else would look at him. Usha married him because he said he understood her and loves shopping for furniture. I'm guessing he lies beside her at night, dreaming of Widow Kirk and sitting in the oval office. I can see him tearing down the faux gold leaf and running his hands over the oval sofa.

Unfortunately, it's a scenario running in his head only. (and mine at the moment) I also wouldn't mind if he became our president for the next two years. Miller would be shown the window, told to open his bat wings and fly away. Maybe Haggis will get the boot as well. The only way he'll ever be president is if the orange man croaks. 

Do. You. Understand. The. Words. Coming out of my mouth, J D!? 

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