It's Moist And Juicy


 What the hell are with these idiots!? This bit of news slipped past me regarding RFK Jr's use of tabakky. Apparently when he was testifying a few weeks back someone noticed some spittle or something in his mouth. Jr., the human drug disposal bin, the fucking health secretary, sticks a pouch of tobacco inside his mouth on occasion, probably when the mean reds hit and he really wants a dose of horse, crack, tina..., letting it get all moist and juicy, then most of it goes into his stomach, bloodstream, brain and cells. 

I had a supervisor who used a well name brand of chewing tobacco. He wasn't truly disgusting with the habit. It was a pinch between cheek and gum. I never really noticed except he smelled like wintergreen and sometimes spit gobs of mucus on the cement floor. All the men did, even a woman, did that, so it was just what they did. The fact that he was a true misogynistic asshat was really what made me hate him. I don't wish cancer on anyone, even stupid Jr. The only reason I noticed this growing phenomenon is allegedly Trump is supporting the idea of Americans sticking a cancer pouch inside their bodies as well. You all can figure out why. The makers of this popular brand must be shilling out big bucks.

So, gullible kids will be using it. Maga lemmings will try it because the president likes it, although the only thing Trump sticks in his mouth is fat and cane sugar.

I'm just going to assume I'm in some terrible nightmare I can't wake up from because this shit cannot be real. It just can't. 

Wake me up in 2028.

Comments

ex-ferrer said…
Tending bar, I had a customer who dipped. Nice guy, ex-Marine and an otherwise fastidious sort. But how the F could he drink Tanqueray & Tonic whilst doing that?? BLECH. Showed me his gums once. Nice and pink. Takes all kinds!
May 20, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Maggie said…
I've been hankering for a Tom Collin's. Can you make that?
May 20, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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