Eat Your Weedies

 


I can only think of one time when I engaged in a sport whilst high. It was a family reunion type deal where everything was going swell. Soon, the kids and elders left and it was just the hipsters who decided to play badminton. I don't know when we noticed it was one am and pitch black. We were having too much fun. Honestly, it probably would have been fun without the weed enhancement - which brings me to this 👇

I do believe it's called the Enhancement Games because the athletes are allowed to ingest drugs. I'm not sure Mom and Dad would approve, I dunno. But, hey, if you want to ingest drugs to improve your chances of being number one, who am I to be a Karen? Just don't expect anyone to take you seriously. 

I truly do not understand how a drug can make your body go faster. Maybe the drug just takes away the pain so that you can push your body harder. I've never really thought about drugs in the sporting world. We know they're there, but, is it wrong? The thing about drugs is and I must warn you, I am not a doctor -don't mood enhancing drugs change the chemistry of your brain? Ohhh, maybe these are just body enhancing drugs that don't alter your brain at all. Well, if that's the case, let's do it!

Steroids, Adderall, caffeine, HGH, EPO, oxycodone...

Let's really have a show! The games in Las Vegas did quite well. People paid to watch it. Of course, there will be true athletes who only eat their Wheaties and not any weedies. They find the whole drug part thoroughly distasteful. Lol. Yeah, right and whatevs. If men are allowed to crack their heads, break bones, risk brain damage and other body bits in acceptable sporting events, what difference does it make if an athlete is pumped with synthetic adrenaline? 

I have a feeling we will be seeing more of this. Can you imagine professional golfers on Adderall!? Hell, it would change the course of the course. Instead of a boring three hour game, it would last sixty minutes and maybe even some brawling or fencing. In boxing, let's see if someone can actually knock a head off. Plain old sports just isn't enough anymore. It's no longer the best athlete, but the dirtiest athlete. 

Ok, I'm gonna go back to my favorite sport, channel surfing. 


Comments

ex-ferrer said…
In baseball, when a batter hits a deep fly to left but it's caught at the wall, the old-time announcers used to say, "One more biscuit for breakfast and that ball is outa here". That's the way I looked at steroids. They give you that extra 'oomph' to turn a deep fly into a home run. I could be wrong, but I know they don't help you hit the ball. Hitting a baseball is still the hardest thing to do in sports. People have derided Barry Bonds for years for his steroid use (and because he's a dick) but he was always a great hitter. The steroids made him famous for more powerful homers than he would have gotten naturally, and many more of them. He probably didn't know it at the time, but he was trading in enduring Hall of Fame glory for the more immediate, real-time glory. And, well, that 'real-time' paid better than the Hall. People make their choices in life, for their own reasons, and being people, they are going to F those choices up. In sports or in life, there's nothing purer than natural talent.
May 26, 2026 at 7:12 AM
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