Be Best

 

But how was the movie? While most of the world is in grief and terrified because of what is happening in this country, the complete lawlessness of thugs who have the permission of the current regime to kill American citizens, an elite group of swine will watch the documentary, 'Melania.' I recall watching a movie, not Melania, where citizens are hunted down while the uber rich watch from their safe enclaves. It seemed a tad over the top, yet, as George Takai would say, "Here we are." 

The film was directed by Bret Ratner, who had some sort of downfall in Hollywood, but now has the backing of billionaires such as Jeff Bezos, who pitched in millions to get this movie out there where it will be shown on Prime video as well. I don't need to tell you what I think about anyone still using Amazon to buy things they don't need. But, I will. Stop fucking contributing to these awful people. Stop!

Anyway, back to Melania and her propaganda film. I see Bret Ratner as the new Leni Riefenstahl, who adored Adolph Hitler and filmed many reels of propagandist bullshit for him. The only difference between Riefenstahl and Ratner is that she had some talent. He spews out garbage. But, what's the doc. about you ask? Supposedly it's about her days leading up to the last election, so I'm not sure why they needed Ratner because it's all previous recorded video, so I hear. I don't know, because I have no plans to watch it. I already know the story of a pretty young Melanija, with snake eyes, who moved from Slovenia to the salons of Milan with the help from dubious men. Then she met Jeffrey, whereby she met Donald, and knew it was better to sleep with man with money than having to pose naked to make a few bucks. Somewhere in between she knew some Russians. I'm not insinuating Melania is a spy. She was just searching for any option to get her from turning into a babushka, where all women from the old country eventually turn into shrunken, wrinkled scarf wearing potato heads. Maga surgery has helped keep the babushka look away from the first lady.

I don't really blame Melania for selling her soul to the devil to live her be best life. Many women would do the same. And I hear, she no longer has to sleep with the orange man. In fact, she allegedly lives in the Trump Tower in New York with her mystery son, who has a Russian girlfriend. So the media says. I don't think he's a real boy.

I'm not quite sure whose idea it was to make this documentary. Perhaps, the critical thinkers thought the public would soften their opinions regarding the authoritarian regime by focusing on the woman who can barely speak English and 90% of the female population has nothing in common with, other than they too might have married the wrong guy. 

Naturally, this documentary will be very successful because Bezos and Trump's ass kissers will fork in a huge amount of money to make it look like an Oscar worthy film.

While the rest of humanity shakes their heads and is sickened by these ugly, ugly humans, who don't give a shit about Melania and a life bought and still paying for. It's just like the dystopian movie, where we watch the elite squeal in pleasure as humans are hunted down. Go watch that if you can stomach it, instead of this bizarre and nearly similar feature. I'm sure people will watch out of curiosity. I ask that you not. I ask that if you are still supporting Bezos, that you stop. There are ways we can end this madness. One, by not bowing to it. 

Up your cheemney, Melania and Co.