The Panty Raid

 

"I wear her panties."

I didn't watch Trump's comfort speech which was supposed to lull us into believing all was right with our country. Besides journalists who had to watch the cretin spew propaganda, who else would sit through this? I heard followers of Survivor were quite miffed because it was the finale, so maybe they hiked the ratings as they waited for the buffoon to finish explaining how good we have it. Ears must have perked up when he started talking about Melatonin's panties. Panties. That's an old people's word- like, "malarkey." The orange man went all the way back to the search at Mar-A-Lago a million convictions ago. Of all the things to bring up... and why does know so much about what's in her drawers? Anyway, Trump was recalling how the FBI agents went pawing through Melania's panty drawer. I'm guessing he remembers this because his dearly beloved had a conniption fit. Or, as she might say, "Coneepshin feet." He said the wife likes her panties folded a certain way and has them steamed. I pity the maids who have to deal with these two. I wonder how many they go through in a year? Dr. John Gartner keeps telling us the old man is slipping but I'm thinking the doctor is being optimistic. Trump is definitely losing some marbles but not enough to get out the champagne. You know his minions will protect him. Vance is taking this opportunity to campaign for the 2028 election. His future wife has already endorsed him. Poor little Usha. Always settling for whatever is handed to her and still getting boinked. That marriage is done. How to get rid of her is very likely on JD's mind. He better start working on it. The widow Kirk isn't going to wait around too long. I don't think she's liking her new role as referee in the Turning Point dramedy. 

Man oh man, this woman is on him like a burr on panties. 

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