The Cover-up

 


I give her points for trying this experiment, although, it has been obvious since Eve wore a flower in her hair to accentuate her pubic leaf. Poppy Sowerby (love that name) went MAGA, if only for a day. She claims she is not a wild child type of gal but dresses like one. She is a Brit who has been living in New York, so she wanted to feel what a MAGA woman feels as she sashays in clunky heels and faux pearls, although a real MAGA must always wear the sign of the cross. After she transformed herself into a Melistioline, she headed into Trump territory. People approved, especially men who lingered lovingly upon her exposed legs and spider eyelashes. Poppy then headed over to her stomping grounds where the libtards live. No one said anything but she got looks, and not of approval, but more of, "What are you doing here?"

I'm sure you've heard the expression, "You are what you eat," but what about, "You are what you wear."? I have half a dozen t-shirts which convey a message or show where I stand in the political spectrum. I don't dress up or pile on the makeup. I can only recall one time where a makeup artist slopped on so much makeup for a photo shoot, I truly felt like a monster, even though the intention was to make me stand out and look fabulous. After the shoot, I didn't have time to wash off the gunk because I had a meeting to attend. I have never felt so self-conscious as I did that day. I thought people could actually see the thick layers of goo move, that's how heavy it felt. As I blinked through Flossie the cow eyelashes, my face grew hotter and I just wanted to run home and scrape away this fakery. Like Poppy, I noticed the difference in people's attitude towards me. They smiled more. Doors were held open and men and women were far more open to talk to me. As I have mentioned before, my resting face is, "leave me alone." so this unsolicited attention was extremely uncomfortable. Being a MAGA babe for a day left me sad regarding social acceptance in our society. Looks matter. You can be a puppy shooting, immigrant hating, mouth breathing liar, but as long as you look good, you will be treated far better than someone who has no time for cosplay. So, spray tans, French nails, Renuva injections (fat tissue from a corpse) might open a few doors for you. It's just not the doors I would ever care to enter. 

Comments

ex-ferrer said…
Yikes on Renuva! I had no idea...
Maggie said…
Now youuuuu know. Yeah, pretty gross.

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