Hump Wednesday 4


Things that bug me. You know when the killers try to clean up blood and they just swish around a bloody mop or rag? That bugs me. Use clean water, rinse frequently and take little areas at a time. Dopes.

It's my birthday. It was 32° the day I was born. I was born under the sign of, "Shhhh... babies are sleeping." And Scorpio. This was back in the day when Moms spent a week in the hospital. I think now you get three hours before they boot you out. 

Do people still read their horoscopes?

Ruh roh. I found Google AI. I don't have those crows feet, otherwise, pretty darn close. 


Ruh roh, redux. This is the song, Walk My Walk. It's  number one on the Billboard's Country Digital Songs, whatever that is. It's an AI generated song. I think the guy is real but the lyrics are not from a human. And, the song is pretty darn good. Why are people angry about that? If you can't do better than a machine, well, tough luck. 

How many Magas do you think are waiting for that $2,000 surplus check? 

So I checked out Liz Oyer. Omg, that Jonathan Braun is insane. He was one of Trump's pardons, but he's going back to prison because he assaulted the nanny, shoved a three year old to the ground, assaulted a nurse... He's a real menace. Thanks, Trump. You're an idiot.

The Lucifer bee has been discovered, where else, Australia. Does it go, "Bzzzzzeezlebubbbb"?

Okay, enough for today. Except I hear a certain woman will be sworn in today. Make it happen, Mikey. That'll be a good birthday present, along with wine. 😉🥳🍷🍸🍹


Comments

Berthold Gambrel said…
Happy Birthday! I hope it's a good one. :)
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Maggie said…
Thank you, Berthold.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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