Hump Wednesday 3

 

Bread, fish, lake, hike, song.

New York has a new mayor. Tuesday was a very good night. 

It has been one year. November 5th, 2024. It was a very bad night.

I've spent the last few days preparing side dishes for Thanksgiving, then freezing them. Since it's all vegetarian, they'll all be main side dishes.

Today is soup and bowls day at the local tavern. (Photos later) I'm not a soup person, but it's a charity event. I'm all for charity. Maybe I can have a bowl of Chablis.

"I will feed the children!"

Stephen Miller in the role of Gollum 

(((Gollum whispers)))

"I won't feed the children!"

Lately YouTube thinks I will enjoy gasping at filtered versus unfiltered photos of celebrities and influencers. YouTube is right. 

George Clooney admits it was a mistake to replace Biden with Kamala Harris. Thank-you, George for that wonderful insight. 

Normally I don't go for these Netflix series where aging stars are sleuthing and getting into trouble, but I have to admit I enjoyed Ted Danson in, 'Man on the Inside.' I think they call them cozy mysteries because it's G(erontology) rated, but I thought the writing was pretty good and they only went into two gratuitous sob scenes. There's going to be a second season, so, yay. The actual mystery was really no mystery so don't expect a 'Sixth Sense,' "Whoa, I didn't see that coming."

"It was horrible! Mustard, onions, pickles were tossed onto my tactical bullet proof armored vest. The smell! Oh, the smell! I'll need therapy because I have PostTomatoSmellDysfunction." 1234... Okay, I don't condone stupid behavior and weak, implied violence, but this trial is ridiculous. 

So one time, three months ago, I clicked on a story about the Edmund Fitzgerald. Now I get story after story about the ship, the song, the captain, the singer, the song, the ship, the... Make it stop, please.

You go girls! I hate beauty pageants, but I like what happened when Miss Universe contestants walked out of a meeting after a male official started berating Miss Mexico, then called her, "dumb." He was absolutely stunned as the women stood up and walked out. He really thought being an asshole was gonna work. I'm gonna use, FAFO, here.

Bryan Johnson, the guy who spends millions trying to turn back time, now says it's okay to drink coffee. I can't stop laughing as I write this. Next, he'll insist donuts with coffee is very healthy. Eventually he'll be seen slinking down in his vehicle (probably a Tesla) eating a Big Mac and fries in the McDonald's parking lot. Moderation, Bryan. Moderation.

(((Hawk tau))) No, not that. Tau, as in tau proteins located in your brain, which are needed if you want to ace that IQ/ cognitive test and live longer without doing dumb things like the guy above. One way to increase tau is to keep walking, then walk some more. 

Is it me or is the orange man shrinking? He's starting to look like my Great Aunt Alice who in her prime stood 6'. By the time I was fifteen she had shrunk to 5'6" and was a Hobbit before she died. She was a great walker though (((hawk tau))) and smart- beat me at Scrabble every time. She lived to be 96, beautiful wrinkles and all. I truly doubt Trump's slump is due to the heavy weight of responsibility on his shoulders. He's probably looking for that dime he took from a trick or treater last week. 

Do you ever wonder what happened to people that were in the news ages ago? I wish someone would create a website where we can check on updates. (I won't, but remember, this was my idea) Remember the guy who was at the airport and the TSA asked him what that mysterious object was in his possession and he whispered, "It's a pump." and the agent thought he had said, "It's a bomb," then all hell broke loose? Especially from his mother who learned her son was traveling with a penis pump. Charges were dropped, but you can't just forget things like that. 

Stay groovy. Walk.

What are the five words at the beginning of this blog? Don't cheat!