The Big Picture

Due to another commitment I wasn't able to attend a No King's protest, but I was there in spirit. It was a beautiful sight to see all the awesome people in this country protest  peacefully and with so much dignity. It gives me hope because we are not giving up or giving in. I live in a red county where even our police department supported Trump last year. Our protest is in the park across the street from the police department. I'd love to see the look on these Trump lovers faces. I can only imagine what Magas, driving by think. Which leads me to this question. Why the fuck are Magas who voted for Trump still showing their faces in the media, whining about how they were tricked?

This 👏is👏what👏you👏voted👏for.

I was watching Parkergetajob, a young man on YouTube who likes to debate Magas. I rarely watch the channel because it's so depressing to listen to these people try and explain their support for the orange man. One woman admitted Trump is a money grubbing liar but we have to look at the "big picture." She said this throughout the cringe talk, "the big picture." What I'm guessing she means is our country will become a theocracy. God rules all. A Bible in every public facility and every school. Classes to be taught by God fearing God lovers. Start packing, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, drag queens, queer, gay, lesbian, black, brown, liberals and anyone else who defies the word of people who speak for the invisible man. 

Can you visualize a country with white religious zealots? Who are they gonna hate? Who are they gonna blame when the shit hits the fan? Hey, maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the country will be one big Mayberry. Oh, wait... Sheriff Taylor didn't carry a gun and Otis drank and slept off Sundays in a jail cell. Hmm... so what type of country are we looking at? 

Well, first we need a group who will enforce the rules. As we have witnessed, there should be no problem hiring a bunch of masked men (women not allowed) to make sure you get your ass to church every Sunday. No more fishing for you. Women will no longer have access to a bank account. She will be given an allowance for groceries and the upkeep of the home. No more reality tv shows either. No music unless it's a hymn. If she is caught buying vaginal probiotics or processed food, her husband will be allowed to beat her. Eventually women will catch on they don't really want this life and escape to Mexico if they can find a "coyote" to take them across the walled border. There will only be men left to fend for themselves. At first they might enjoy the bruh club, but soon it will become boring and even gag inducing since no one does laundry and only bathes on occasion. Not much to do but read the Bible and dream of women. Pretty soon they'll resort to dressing up like women and having secret lodge meetings where they listen to country music on an illegal four stringed guitar and dance with a hairy partner. Naturally when men haven't had sex with a soft, warm body that smells like vanilla, they get ornery. They start shooting things. All the cows, cats and dogs have become extinct. Doctors and scientists left long ago so it won't be surprising to come across a blob of goo who was once called, "Bubba," who stubbed his toe on his outdoor grill and soon Bubba's toe turned an ugly green with red lines running up his leg. Bubba used a homeopathic alternative where at first he rubbed a salve of weed killer and mayo on his owie. Unfortunately, Bubba passed away in a rotting cornfield after trying to reach his neighbor, Billy Bob, who unfortunately had passed away weeks prior after he was curious about a hole in his backyard and got his head caught. Unfortunately, for Carl, woodchucks were still around. They had a nice feast of Carl. 

By word of mouth a protest was planned and what better place than the Capitol in Washington DC. Make America Great Again! With guns and hoes and dirty underwear they marched into the building, which seemed pretty easy to do. They walked around yelling for that lying Mike Johnson and Jim Jordan to show their faces. All they got back was an echo. They were gone, all of them. With the money they had made by insider trading and selling Bitcoin, they had moved to Epstein's Island where they ate endangered panda bears and had orgys every night. 

Of course, the men who were left to make America great didn't know this. They went home, ate cold spaghetti-o's and soon died of loneliness and infected teeth. 

That's the big picture.