Hump Day

 


No, I didn't make my bed.

I think a Blueskyer muted me because I made a joke.

The faceplant guy video is still satisfying to watch.

It's 46 degrees outside and no heat in the apartment.

I'm going to read, 'Dracula,' next. 

I was disappointed after reading, 'The Curious Kitten at the Chibineko Kitchen.'

Putin and Trump are not talking.

Mike Johnson is still a weasel.

I haven't spoken to my sister in two years.

Eggs are $2.24.

Seems the Trump hoors are fighting amongst each other. 

Do you know about the twenty hour rule? 

I ate Cheerios for dinner last night.

The Sargasso sea has no coastlines.

If you don't like 'Roll the Bones,' by Shakey Graves, well we are incompatible.

Do you ever wonder if you pass like ships through the night people you have met before?

Why doesn't Netflix have anything decent?

Big Balls was beaten up by a girl.

So who do you think is going to take the blame for the Louvre heist? It was ingenious and I'm sure the movie will be coming out shortly.

Happy Hump Day.






Comments

Berthold Gambrel said…
Can't wait to hear what you think of Dracula! I read it for Halloween a few years ago.
October 22, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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