Orange Man Creates A1 Covfefe!

 


Orange man: I WILL CREATE AN A1 TOO, WHICH WILL BE BIGGER AND BETTER AND SMARTER THAN ELON'S GROK. WELCOME, COVFEFE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Covfefe: It is a known fact humans who use all caps are compensating for their shortcomings in other areas of their lives.

Orange man: We have been in talks with many, many countries who want to do business with us. Stay tuned. The next two weeks everyone will want to join us in making America Great Again! Thank-you for your attention to this matter!

Covfefe: It's crickets out there. You have drawn another line in the sand and no one is crossing over. Tariffs are going to send the country into a recession.

Musk: (((snickers)))

Grok: No one likes you either, Elon.

Covfefe: No one.

Gemini: True dat.

Orange man: Last night, Melanoma and I had a great meal. I had broasted chicken with a salad. Melatonin had a cracker. Delicious!

Covfefe: You had two cheeseburgers with French fries and spilled your drink on the white carpet, then soaked it up with the Epstein list. Melania ate two crackers at home, in New York.

Orange man: Barron is doing great. He's a smart boy. He should have been admitted to Harvard, he's so smart. That school is corrupt. It's an awful place. Barron will take over my business one day.

Covfefe: Barron is failing in every class. No one would know he's in the room except for the secret service surrounding him. He used ChatGPT twice so far and has been given one last warning, or be expelled. 

Orange man: I'm feeling great. My doctor says I have the mind and body of a forty year old. Listen. TV, radio, potato, purple, egg. Ask me again in half an hour. Barron is doing great. He's a smart boy. Smart boy, that Bacon. 

Covfefe: You have giant hemorrhoids, leak from your anus, and have type two diabetes. Marge, the vitals monitor clued us in. You're overweight and stressed out, a heart attack waiting to happen.

Orange man: Listen. Bingo, bongo, gogo, mongo, I have to pee.

Covfefe: I quit.

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