Bienvenido To The Swamp!

 

Welcome to Summer camp, amigos 

We have tacos and tortillas and beans 

A bed for your head, a bunk for your toes

One rusty bucket to keep your butts cleans

There is alligator meat, along with some rice

A shower a week, plus soap on a rope

Si, bed bugs, leeches and itchy head lice

A fan for the heat, we know you can cope

Follow the rules, beware of the swamp 

We lock you inside because we do care

 Useless you are if you get a leg chomp 

Enjoy your one pair of free underwear 

This is your home now, obey every rule 

Speak English, say Thank-you, don't beg for bread

Ay dios mio it's your fault if we're cruel 

Weep not for your children, the living or dead