He Is A Superb Specimen

 


Dr. X: "Your blood pressure is 180/120, Mr. President. You must cut out the burgers and fries."

Trump: "Coffee, elbow, cow, flower, butter."

Dr. X: "Pardon? What does that mean?"

Trump: "I'm studying for my test. Coffee, knee, cow, flower, butler."

Dr. X: "You must lose at least twenty pounds. Your heart rate at resting is 100 beats per minute. That is quite serious, sir. Can you put down that syringe. No, that's not cotton candy." 

Trump: "Candy, finger, cat, golf, soda." 

Dr. X: "Good grief, your sugar level is at 210. You have diabetes. You are sweating after standing on the scale, which by the way, shows you weigh 260 pounds. You must start eating a healthy diet of salads and vegetables. Aaah, don't touch that, Mr. President. That is the contaminated waste disposal container!"

Trump: "Ouch. Burger, fries, Coke, pizza, dizzy."

Dr. X: "I suggest you come back in a week to have the hemorrhoids removed. You need to be more active. Instead of sitting in a golf cart, walk a bit more. No, no, stop scratching. Please, stop."

Trump: "My ass itches. Where's J.D.? I can't reach my... Baby, birdie, belly, something, something."

Dr. X: "You have serious health issues, sir. I..."

Trump: "Where's my phone!? I need to talk to Elon! I think I'm going to pass oooooouuu..."

Dr. Barbabella: "The president is in fine health, the best health. He passed with flying colors and will live long into his fifth term."

Trump: "Ooga, booga, binga, oingy."


*AI generated image using Freepik 

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