Melania Has A Sister!?

 


Did you ever notice in Hollywood when there is a dynasty of actors, a family where there is one gorgeous or handsome person and the other one- well, not so much. I shouldn't name names, but I will. Look at Jeff Bridges. Look at him! Aaah, he was dreamy when he was a young buck. That hair, those dimples... And then there's Floyd or Boyd, no, it's Beau. Dennis Quad vs. Randy. Natalie Wood and sister, Lana. The list is so long and it's weird. How did one offspring have this beautiful face and the other was a squiggly version of the beautiful face?

I'm bringing this up because I was just listening to the Daily Beast podcast with Michael Wolff as he talked about his lawsuit against Melania. He mentions the first lady lives in the Trump Tower in New York. She has her own apartment, apart from the King Tut museum the orange man likes. Wolff suggests Barron probably has his own apartment. But then he mentioned that Melania has a sister and she too lives in the Trump Tower. Well this is the first I've heard of a sister. Why have we not seen her? Let's put on our thinking caps, shall we? If we follow my thread regarding one pretty and one not so pretty we can assume Melania's sister, let's call her, Zarja, has never been seen because she the not so pretty gal. I wouldn't call Melania a beauty. She didn't really do that well in the modeling biz. She's tall and has great cheekbones, but, we can try to imagine a squiggly Melania. Maybe she's the older sister who still follows the traditions of the old country. She most likely speaks only in her native language and spends her days peeling potatoes she grows in buckets in the Trump Tower. As Wolff cackles and exclaims, someone dropped the ball when they decided to go after him in this slap suit. Wolff will be able to subpoena anyone he wants. Anyone! We might finally get a look at Zarja. Who knows, she might be the pretty one after all. 

*My apologies regarding AI generated image. I tried to get a female Quasimodo but Night Cafe wasn't cooperating. I think she's rather cute. She's had a few potatoes. 

*Update: Found her. Melania is the squiggly one.


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