Hump Wednesday 14

 

Oooh, I don't know who David is but he's in big trouble! Apparently, the protein bars that bear his name are loaded with fat and double the amount of calories claimed. The actual co-founder of David's bars is, Peter Rahal, who spins so fast I'm dizzy.

Incorrect testing due to not using the same equipment that takes off 400% more fat. He must have learned how to talk from the Donald. This whole thing reminds me of an episode from Seinfeld where the crew can't get enough of the frozen yogurt which allegedly has zero fat. Kramer notices Elaine and Jerry are putting on some weight so they have the yogurt tested. Here's a link but beware, Rudy Giuliani is also in it. A lawsuit has begun so we'll see where this goes. 

How did I miss this story about the anesthesiologist who tried to throw his wife off a cliff!? I watched the trial where she describes what happened exactly one year ago today, her birthday as she and her husband were walking a trail in a remote area. I truly don't understand why people who no longer love each other just go their separate ways. It's a great defense for not getting married. You go into a relationship and keep your finances separate. No joint bank accounts. You decide before you commit regarding bills if you do move in together. Sounds like another case of, "If I can't have her, no one will." As if she's a piece of property. I hope he's toast. And they have two children together, plus she is caring for his child from a previous marriage. Kudos to the women who saved Ari Konig's life that day.

Okay, the only place I can find this video is on Bluesky and I can't find a way to share it. It's about Scott MacFarlane who quit CBS and was hired by the Meidas Touch brothers. I'll be frank and also Maggie when I say, I don't like this guy. Did you ever see the movie, 'Die Hard'? You cannot be an American if you say, no. Remember McClane's wife's creepy co-worker? Yeah, that's who MacFarlane reminds of. Anyway, he's talking to Ari Melber about his move to the Touch. He compares it to the relationship with Sam and Diane. He says they had problems but it was true love. Obviously the guy has never seen an episode of 'Cheers' because Sam and Diane broke up and big butt, maga bimbo Kirstie Alley came along.

I'm not sure how I got stuck in the 80's but that's okay. 

Oh, this commercial bothers me so much that I've written three posts, but then deleted them because I realize no one really cares. I do. It's about the Advantage plan for seniors which I think is a giant ripoff, even more so when this commercial claims you can get $1440 worth of groceries just by signing up. Last year I believe the government told these scammers they had to show the fine print where it states this is not government affiliated. You have to buy insurance from a private company in order to receive absolutely nothing in the Advantage plan. Especially, free groceries!!! As people dance about and fill their grocery cart with $5,000 worth of meat, they never show the fine print. They also never explain not every insurance company guarantees this perk AND you pretty much have to be incapacitated, on your death bed, to receive any money for food. It really makes me nauseous to watch this very misleading advertisement. Don't fall for it!

Ok, last thing. I think this is what Ferrerman was writing about the other day about zombies infiltrating his feed. He seemed kind of miffed that I didn't get what the problem was because all I was seeing was a notice that there was nothing to see. But, I think it might be the Palestinians, who are begging for money. Yesterday, every time I left a comment on someone's feed because that's what I do. I read, I comment, I get blocked. But, every time I made a comment I'd get the blue butterfly notification and there it was, someone living on a rock rubble begging for money. Every. Single. Time. First of all, I'm not sending money to anyone who asks on Bluesky. I don't know if you're legit. Second, you really think people are going to be sympathetic when you flood their feed with this? I've reported it. I was this close to leaving a nasty comment to the begger, but assumed the harassment would get worse. I didn't get anything today so perhaps the reporting worked. Bluesky has never responded to any reports. I guess they don't work that way. I am not unsympathetic to what has happened in Gaza. We see the mindset of Bibi Netanyahu who does a scorch and burn. He wants to eliminate Hamas by killing everyone. Isn't that what King Herod did when he ordered all the boy babies in Bethlehem be killed in order to nix the prophecy of the coming of Jesus? That's a good Bible story. Seems to be a lot of murder in the name of religion. Seems we don't learn a damn thing because here we are in 2026, still bombing, burning and burying the innocents.

Speaking of war... Oh, this is shocking. Not. I mentioned in a Bluesky feed for anyone wanting to get out of being a boot on the ground, smoke some weed. Unfortunately, the war mongers need recruits so all is forgiven if you're caught. Sorry, y'all. And they are raising the age limit of 35 to 42. They are desperate and it sounds like they are ready to use you as the walking dead. The military would prefer anyone who joins to have some college credit. Why this matters, I don't know. I think they'd like to weed out the illiterate. Again, sorry y'all. They'll take you even if your mama and daddy were siblings and there's some mutant inbred damage. Your best bet is to sign that paper that says you are now a conscientious objector. Being a distraction for Trump is not a brave way to die.